And each time I feel like this inside
There's one thing I want to know
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding
[Cheering] Ohh-oh-oh-oh-ohh
What's so funny 'bout peace, love and understanding
I'm winkin' at ya
Gonna make you, make you make you notice
Gonna use my arms
Gonna use my legs
Gonna use my style
Gonna use my sidestep
Gonna use my fingers
Gonna use my, my, my [Charlie] My, my, my
Imagination, oh-ohh
'Cause I'm
Gonna make you see
Nobody else here No one like me
- I'm special - [Falsetto] Special
So special Special?
I gotta have some of your
Attention Give it to me
[Pop] Ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Bob Harris.
Thanks. This is hard.
[Clears Throat] Oh, Jesus.
I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they're blowin'
As free as the wind
Hopefully learnin'
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turnin'
More than this
You know there's nothing
More than this
Tell me one thing
More than this
Ooh, there's nothing
[Karaoke Continues, Singer Faint, Indistinct]
[Rock]
[Man] Close my eyes
Feel me now
I don't know
How you could not love me now
You will know
With her feet down to the ground
Over there
And I want you, love, to know
You can't hide
Oh, no
From the way I feel
[Man On Radio Speaking Japanese]
[Lydia On Phone] Hello. [Bob] Hey.
Hello, Bob.
[Bob] Hey, you know, those carpet samples... you were right about the burgundy.
It wasn't even close.
Blows the others away. I'm glad you like it.
I saw a great house tonight that you would've loved, and...
that burgundy would've been good in this house, really. Really?
A guy designed his own house and built it.
Oh, yeah? I wish I'd seen it.
He's a fashion guy. All these fashion people were there.
And, uh, there were Japanese surfers there,
and the guy was playing really, really, really great music.
I should've found out what it was and brought some...
I'll bring some back. I'll try to find out.
That sounds great. Can you hold on?
[Girl Crying]
You have to have something for breakfast.
Do you want some cereal? Tell her I said she's gotta eat something.
I'm just trying to get her to eat something.
Yeah. Tell her I said she has to eat something.
Your dad says eat something. No.
Eat. Tell her I said so. She won't eat anything. Forget it.
Look, I'm glad you're having fun.
It's not fun. It's just... It's just very, very different.
Maybe that's good.
Um, I have to get the kids off for school, okay?
So, can I call you in a while?
I might not be up. It's-It's, like, 4:00.
Well, you better get some sleep. You have work in the morning.
No, actually, they gave me tomorrow off.
That must be nice. Hmm.
All right. Well, thanks for checking in. I gotta go.
All right. Have a great, great night. All right.
I mean, I guess have a great morning, huh? [Chuckles]
Good night, Bob. Good night. Good night.
[Phone Clicks Off, Dial Tone] I love you.
That was a stupid idea.
I was feeling tight, you know? Mm-hmm.
Shoulders and neck. Mm-hmm.
So I called down and, and had a, uh,
shiatsu massage in my room. Mmm, that's nice.
And the tightness has completely, uh, disappeared... Mmm.
And been replaced by...
unbelievable pain.
Just staggering, unbearable pain. Ooh, that's too bad.
Yeah. I'm in pain.
I got my foot banged up, and... Wanna see it?
[Grunts] How do you say no?
Oh, my gosh. I know.
That's... How... When did you do this?
I did it the other day. It hurts, you know?
Didn't you feel any pain? Your... Yeah, it really hurt.
It was... Yeah. That toe is almost dead.
I gotta take you to a doctor. You can't, uh, just put that back in the shoe.
No. I don't think so.
Well, you either go to a doctor, or you leave it here.
[Chuckling]
He's smiling. You like that idea?
See, they love black toe over in this country.
You got a sharp knife?
Gotta be, you know, in this country... somebody's gotta prefer a black toe.
Uh, "brack" toe.
Or we should probably hang around until someone orders it.
Hey, what's with the straight face?
Hospital regulations. Get in there.
All right. Thank you. All right.
[Grunts] [Woman On P.A. System Speaking Japanese]
Careful, okay? No, don't!
No! Hey, use the horn, fella.
[Woman On P.A. System Continues]
Let's try "mixed internal." [Laughing]
Yeah. Switched to beer, huh? Go.
Go. Go. You might want to switch to sake.
Stop.
[Man Speaking In Japanese]
Hi.
Hi. [Speaking Japanese]
Yeah. We need a doctor. Hai.
Uh... For, uh, her... emergency room.
It's not an emergency. I just hurt my foot.
[Speaking Japanese]
[Continues In Japanese]
Okay, do we fill this out? We go over there?
Which number?
We're not going to another hospital, so whatever you say is okay.
Okay.
Could you put that back in the garage for us?
[X-ray Machine Snapping Photo]
[Whistles]
[Speaking Japanese]
[Machine Whirring]
[Speaking Japanese]
Irun desuka.
"In desuka"? Irun desuka.
Eh... [Speaking Japanese]
Nihon ni.
Japan.
"Appuh."
Japan "appuh." Japan...
"Appuh." "Appuh." After?
Japan... "Appuh." Nannen.
"Nannen."
[Groans]
[Melodic] Ahh-ah, so. Ahh-ah.
[Melodic] Ahh, so. Ahh...
[Laughing]
Ahh, so. Ahh...
How's that song go?
[Doctor Speaking Japanese]
- Is that for me? - [Door Closes]
Yeah, it can be for you.
[Charlotte's Voice] Hey, Bob, it's Charlotte.
Um, I'm going to meet Charlie and those guys at this place called Orange around 10:00,
so I'll fax you a map on how to get there.
I hope you can come and meet us. Bye.
Suckin'on my titties like you wanted me
Callin'me all the time like Blondie
Check out my Chrissie be-Hynde It's fine all of the time
Like sex on the beach is
What else is in the Teaches of Peaches
Huh, what
Suckin'on my titties like you wanted me
Callin'me all the time like Blondie
How long have you been here? I couldn't say.
Where's Charlie and those guys?
Um, they're takin' a dance class.
[Woman Laughing] Why, what
Uh-huh
What, right
Oh
Can I get you a couple drinks? Let's go.
Okay. Okay.
Like you wanted me Callin'me all the time like Blondie Thank you.
[Chattering]
[Horn Honking] He's got blockers.
They've got room to run.
He's cutting back. He cut back.
He's dancin'. He's dancin'. Where'd he go?
[Woman's Voice, Speaking Japanese]
[Charlotte] There you are.
Say "Hi."
Hi. You ready?
Come on.
[Piano] Thank you, Tokyo!
Nobody does it better
Makes me feel sad for the rest
Nobody does it
Half as good as you
[Laughing] Baby, you're
The best You two.
Both of you.
I wasn't lookin'
[Laughing] But somehow you found me
I tried to hide from your love, yeah
[Man Speaking Italian]
[Woman] No, no. Not here. [Speaking Italian]
- It must be over there. - [Man Continues In Italian]
Mmm.
[Woman Meowing]
[Kitten Meowing]
You know, the first time I saw you, you were wearing a tuxedo at the bar.
You were very dashing.
I liked the mascara.
But the first time I saw you was in the elevator.
Really? You don't remember?
Mmm.
I guess you do kind of blend in, huh? [Chuckles]
Did I scowl at you?
No, you smiled. I did?
Yes, it was a complete accident. A freak. I haven't seen it since.
Just that one time. Like that, but bigger.
Bigger. Yeah, big... big...
Well, not that big. [Chuckles]
[Woman On TV] My goodness.
Marcello, come here. Hurry up.
[Charlotte] Why do they switch the "R"s and the "L"s here?
Oh, for yuks. You know, just to mix it up.
They have to amuse themselves. 'Cause we're not makin' 'em laugh.
[Chuckles]
Let's never come here again, 'cause it would never be as much fun.
Whatever you say. You're the boss.
I'm stuck.
Does it get easier?
No.
Yes.
It gets easier.
Oh, yeah?
Look at you.
Thanks. [Chuckles]
The more you know who you are,
and what you want,
the less you let...
things upset you.
Yeah.
I just don't know what I'm supposed to be.
You know?
I tried being a writer, but...
I hate what I write.
And I tried taking pictures,
but they're so mediocre, you know.
Every girl goes through a photography phase.
You know, like horses?
You know? Take, uh, dumb pictures of your feet.
You'll figure that out.
I'm not worried about you.
Keep writing.
But I'm so mean.
Mean's okay. Yeah?
What about marriage? Does that get easier?
That's hard.
We used to have a lot of fun.
Lydia would come with me when I made the movies,
and we would laugh about it all.
Now she doesn't want to leave the kids, and...
she doesn't...
need me to be there.
The kids miss me, but they're fine.
It gets a whole lot more complicated when you have kids.
Yeah. It's scary.
It's the most terrifying day of your life the day the first one is born.
Yeah. Nobody ever tells you that.
Your life,
as you know it,
is gone.
Never to return.
But they learn how to walk, and they learn how to talk, and...
and you want to be with them.
And they turn out to be the most...
delightful people...
you will ever meet in your life.
Hmm, that's nice.
Where'd you grow up?
Um, I grew up in New York,
and I moved to Los Angeles when John and I got married.
But it's so different there.
Yeah, I know.
John thinks I'm so snotty.
[Chuckles]
Hmm.
You're not hopeless.
[Man On Radio Speaking Japanese]
[Woman On P.A. System Speaking Japanese]
[Chattering]
[Phone Ringing]
Hello?
[Man] Mr. Harris? A fax for you. Yes.
Okay. Can you send it up?
Do you think you can kick it under the door, slide it under the door, please?
Do you want I send it to your room? Just slide it under the door, please.
Thank you. Okay. All right, bye. Thank you, Mr. Harris.
[Speaking Japanese]
[Woman On P.A. System Speaking Japanese]
[Shouting In Japanese] [Woman Continues In Japanese]
Hey, Ms. Kawasaki. It's Bob Harris.
Yes, I would love to do his talk show.
I would.
Mm-hmm. I would love to change my plans and stay.
[Speaking Japanese, Counting Down]
[Speaking Japanese]
American movie star.
[Continues In Japanese]
Ladies and gentlemen,
[No Audible Dialogue] Mr. Bob Harris!
Come on.! Da de da de, da de da dah.
Da de da dah! Whoo!
Come on, Bob. Come on, Bob.
Bobby, come on! Bobby, come on!
Whoo! Nice to meet you.
[Speaking Japanese]
He said you guys are e-mailing together.
[Continues In Japanese]
Ah. He wants to show you his dance.
Japanese dance step. Uh... Uh... Japanese dance.
Do l... Do I have to dance with him?
[Chanting] To-tung a-tung. To-tung a-tung.
[Audience Clapping] To-tung a-tung. To-tung a-tung
Bobby, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby... [Speaking Japanese]
Welcome, Bob. He was saying, "Welcome, Bob." What?
[Cell Phone: Classical]
Hello? [Lydia] Bob?
Hi, Lydia. Is this a bad time?
No, it's always a good time.
Look, um, your burgundy carpet isn't in stock.
It's gonna take 12 weeks. Did you like any of the other colors?
Whatever you like. I-I'm completely lost.
[Sighs] It's just carpet.
That's not what I'm talking about. What are you talking about?
[Sighs]
I don't know. I just want to get healthy.
You know, I want to take better care of myself.
I would like to start eating healthier.
I don't want all that pasta.
What?
I would like to start eating, like, Japanese food.
Well, why don't you just stay there, and you can have it every day?
How are the kids doin'?
They're fine. They miss their father.
But they're getting used to you not being here.
Do I need to worry about you, Bob?
Only if you want to.
Bob, I got things to do.
I gotta go. Okay.
I'll see you... I mean, I'll talk to you later.
Okay. Okay, bye.
Bye.
[Both Speaking German]
[Speaking Japanese, Laughing]
[Audience Laughing]
[Speaking Japanese]
[TV: Continues]
Matthew Smellick!
Matthew "Snellick." [Audience Applauds, Laughs]
[Speaking Japanese]
[TV: Continues]
[Applause] [Woman] Thank you. Thank you so much.
We'll take a really short break, and we'll see you in a minute.
[Footsteps Approaching]
Hi. Uh, champagne. Thanks.
[Clears Throat]
Hi.
[Woman] Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed
Shadows paintin'our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
Heaven's holding a half moon
[Knocking]
I got it.
[Chuckling] Have a rough night?
Um, I'm going to that place, that sushi place in Daikanyama.
You wanna come? Yeah, but I can't right now.
Hmm.
Midnight at the oasis
Send your camel to bed Yeah, I guess you're busy, huh?
Shadows paintin'our faces
Traces of romance in our heads
[Cell Phone: Classical]
Hello? [Muffled] Hello? Bob, it's me.
Hello? [Clear] It's Lydia, your wife.
Oh, I'm... I couldn't hear ya.
Hey, you want to talk to Zoe? Yeah.
Zoe, come say hello to your father.
[Zoe] No. Uh, she just ran into the other room.
It's okay. It's okay.
Okay, um, her ballet recital is Sunday. Don't forget.
I didn't forget.
Well, travel safely. I'll see you soon.
[Zoe] Mommy! Okay.
Okay. Bye.
Bye.
Well, she is closer to your age.
You could talk about things you have in common,
like, um,
growing up in the '50s.
Maybe she liked the movies you were making in the '70s,
when you still were making movies.
Wasn't there anyone else there to lavish you with attention?
I'm switchin' to beer. Okay?
Biru?
I can't tell the difference.
We'll have two of these, okay?
[Alarm Blaring]
[Alarm Continues] [Woman On P.A. System] To your nearest exit...
and leave the building.
Await instructions from the authorities.
[Woman On P.A. System Speaking Japanese]
[Alarm Stops]
That was the worst lunch.
So bad.
What kind of restaurant makes you cook your own food?
When are you leaving?
Tomorrow.
I'll miss you.
[Rock] I'm so into you
Whoo-hoo
When you walked into the room
There was voodoo in the vibes
I was captured by your style
But I could not catch your eyes
[Continues]
I don't want to leave.
So don't. Stay here with me.
We'll start a jazz band.
I am so into you, baby
[Elevator Doors Closing]
[Elevator Bell Sounding]
[Elevator Doors Opening]
Good night. Good night. Okay.
Good night.
[Elevator Doors Closing]
[Elevator Bell Sounding] Okay.
Okay. Good night. Good night.
[Elevator Doors Opening]
[Water Running]
Good morning, Mr. Harris. Have a nice flight. Thank you.
[Woman] Good-bye
I'll be one minute.
Charlotte, I'm down in the lobby, and I'm leaving now.
Um, I was calling...
to see if you still have my jacket.
If you could you bring it down, but you're not there,
so this is good-bye, and, uh...
So,
I guess, good-bye and enjoy my jacket which you stole...
from me.
[Woman] Hello. Hello.
How are you? I'm good. How are you?
Mr. Harris... [All Speaking At Once]
Thank you for coming Enjoy your, your trip? I had a great time.
I had a very good time.
Excuse me. Ar-Aren't you Bob Harris? Yes, I am.
I'm such a big fan. So nice to meet you. Thank you very much Nice to meet you.
What are you doing here in Japan? I have to go right now. Excuse me one second.
Oh, okay. Well...
Hi. Thank you. Hi.
You're welcome. Thought I'd missed you.
Are you going right now? Yeah. And my bodyguards are in here.
[Both Chuckle]
All right. Aren't you gonna wish me "Have a good 'fright,"' or something?
Yeah, right.
Okay. Well, bye. All right.
- Can I take one more picture? - Sure.
[Speaking Japanese] Hai.
[Woman Continues In Japanese] Hai.
[Elevator Bell Sounding]
Hey, hold on here. Let me out. Thank you.
[Chattering]
Hey, you.
[Whispering, Indistinct]
Okay? Okay.
Bye. Bye.
[Rock]
[Man] Listen to the girl
As she takes on half the world
Moving up and so alive
In her honey dripping
Beehive
It's good, so good
It's so good All right.
So good
Walking back to you
Is the hardest thing that
I can do
That I can do for you
For you
I'll be your plastic toy
For you
Eating up the scum
Is the hardest thing for
Me to do
Just like honey
[Woman] Just like honey Just like honey
Just like honey
[Man] Free
To learn
Last time
With you
You're always
Wonderful
I wanted you
I do
Free
To go
I know
You
City girl
You're beautiful
I love you
I do
I
Could love
All night
With you
City girl
You're beautiful
I love you
I do
[Man Singing In Japanese]
Subtitles By CHIBCHAKAN © 2005